What a crock-o-crap! Cell phone crooks.
So – as many of you know I’m on the road to minimalism and saying GOODBYE to my debt. I…
Humor
TrueLife: I’ve never seen Scarface until tonight
I may receive some serious shit for this, but I’ve never seen the movie Scarface until, well… right now. My…
All of the best people are BONKERS.
Remind yourself this when people tell you that you’re a little off – that you dream too big or that…
In your dreams, honey.
My boyfriend rolled over in bed this morning when he woke up and asked “So where’s my breakfast?” To which…
WHY (?) Wednesday: I can’t remember my combination, and I sing Skid Row.
Dreams are awesome. They are this unexplained phenomenon of your subconscious entertaining you why you sleep. There are lots of…
Sanding is the devil
Okay guys- I knew what I was getting into opening a WOODWORKING/WOODcraft business – but I’ve realized that I absolutely…
Cherry Penis.
Tried really hard to design a cherry for my CNC machine. But the simulation for the cutout told me that…
Do Something Sunday: Smirk a little bit :)
smirk [smurk] verb (used without object) 1. to smile in an affected, smug, or offensively familiar way.
Not even cheap vodka
That’s what I tell all the fellas at the bar, or my boyfriend when he starts acting crazy. 😉…
Laugh Up My Sleeve 