Welcome to the first 15 min of my Monday: Wake up, trip over my own feet while flinging my phone across the floor, exploding the screen.. then cut my finger while trying to use it anyway. Doesn’t work. There goes my free replacement I was going to get for it not being able to make or receive calls these last few days…. I shake it off and go to get some coffee – only to step in a large, warm pile of cat puke. Back to bed!